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Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA! Yes, the phrase...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:46:18 -0500

Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA!

Yes, the phrase must always be yelled.

TLC - No Scrubs

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:45:00 -0500

TLC - No Scrubs

Scrubs

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0500

TLC speaks the truth.

Americans will spend $450 billion this Christmas. It would only take $10 billion to give the world clean water:

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:37:35 -0500

mzreport:

carolynsfebruary:theamazon:ephesiansfive11:hannahbanena:

Reblog this please: http://water4christmas.com

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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:08:55 -0500

I know a lot of you out there are Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, so I’m hoping you could help me out. Does anyone have an episode with the original commercials attached? I only need the name of the episode and the products advertised. Having procrastinated greatly, I need this from someone by tomorrow. Please help!

My dashboard seems to be filling up with bad pick up lines and rude men, so I thought I would...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:22:03 -0400

My dashboard seems to be filling up with bad pick up lines and rude men, so I thought I would contribute.

A few months back I met this guy in a bar. Even though I had a boyfriend at the time, I saw no harm in talking and we had a great conversation. At the end of the night his friends invited my friends back to his place. While their, the guy told me I had eyes from a Picasso painting. Not knowing how to take this I went to say thank you and he stopped me and said, “I’m not exactly sure I was complimenting you.”

I KNOW!

suicideblonde: sarahlestrange: Can’t even shout, can’t even...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:53:07 -0400

suicideblonde:

sarahlestrange:

Can’t even shout, can’t even cry.

The Gentlemen are coming by.

Looking in windows, knocking on doors.

They need to take seven
and they might take yours.

Can’t call to mom, can’t say a word.

You’re gonna die screaming but you won’t be heard.

clockwatching: tightgrip: overit: Sia - The Girl You Lost to...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:00 -0400

clockwatching:

tightgrip:

overit:

Sia - The Girl You Lost to Cocaine

I love her.

Thank you, Dederants!

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:17:08 -0400

Thank you, Dederants!

This may be a dumb question

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:18:00 -0400

If I make a new blog, how can I follow people under that blog name? Whenever I try, I end up following them under my original blog. Am I missing something here?

At some point, I started to believe that I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I paired it with a...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:05:35 -0400

At some point, I started to believe that I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I paired it with a fruit and water. Like, somehow, the healthy things negate the grossness I ingest.

Tonight’s Dinner:

Two Poptarts
About two handfuls of tortilla chips
A frozen coconut bar
Some Strawberries
A glass of water

I am not looking forward to the day my metabolism slows down and I have to start eating like a reasonable adult.

clockwatching: Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap I love this...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:34:20 -0400

clockwatching:

Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap

I love this song!

I just moved into a new apartment and it is filled with flies. They’re not like fruit flies,...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:08:21 -0400

I just moved into a new apartment and it is filled with flies. They’re not like fruit flies, they’re small and gnat-ish, which probably means they are gnats. These things are everywhere and pest control said they only come out every two weeks. I’ve resorted to wearing blankets around my head because I can’t stand them buzzing in my ears. I am going to go insane!!

finallyseeing: lungful: souvenir: nightmarebrunette: machiner...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:54:43 -0400

finallyseeing:

lungful:

souvenir:

nightmarebrunette:

machineryonite: paganpoetry: flourhoneymilk: digitalbath:typewriterblues: Richard Siken “Scheherazade” from his book “Crush”

"Pick one person you know, and pray for their happiness every day for thirty days. Do not tell them..."

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:42:08 -0400

“Pick one person you know, and pray for their happiness
every day for thirty days.
Do not tell them you are doing this.
See what happens…”

- Marianne Williamson (via myfengshuilife) (via bridgettelizabeth) (via lajoiedevivre) (via provokeasmile) (via marjchun) (via onherway)

"A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:53:34 -0400

“A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn’t see the clouds at all – he’s walking on them.”

- Leonard Louis Levinson (via myserendipities) (via libbylovesnyc)

COULD YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY? MEET THE GUY WHO DOES

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:55:30 -0400

COULD YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY? MEET THE GUY WHO DOES:

A man in Utah has lived the past ten years on zero dollars a day.

Boobs

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:48:09 -0400

I’ve had breasts since I was 9 and I am now 21. In college, without gaining any weight, I have gone up a cup size. This is not a good thing. My breasts aren’t OMG TRIPLE F HUGE, but for my size they seem disproportianate to me.

As they kept growing, they somehow became public property. Men began to be bolder and make lewd comments (I’ve had a manager ask when the wet tshirt contest was), while women I didn’t know began to ask personal questions about my bust. To those that believe that such comments must somehow be provoked—I don’t wear low cut tops, the majority of my shirts could stand to be a size smaller, I have not gone out braless since I was 14, and just recently am I comfortable enough to go without a shirt in the pool.

It drives me crazy when friends disregard my complaints, telling me to be happy that I have what so many women pay for. It’s not that simple. I’m not sure how to verbalize it, but with zero consent this part of me has become the trait with which people identify me. I was called Big Boobs Mcgee (so original) in middle school. In high school, several people referred to my ‘melons’ in my year book and whenever I chose to wear a shirt that actually fit classmates would comment, “So, you’re letting the girls out today” (Hahaha, So. Funny.) Now, in college, men feel the need to approach me to let me know that I have big breasts; five minutes into the conversation, “Your boobs are really big” (Holy shit! If you didn’t say anything I never would have known! Thank you, keen observer of breasts!)

This was initially going to be a post asking for bra recommendations. The less expensive bra places seem to assume a bigger cup size means bigger band size and I really can’t afford a $50 bra. It would also be nice to find a bra in my size that looks like something a 21 year old would want to wear. Any recommendations?

Anyway, this is something I’ve tried to talk through before, but people have always been so quick to make me feel ridiculous for having this complaint. Okay, back to online bra shopping.

I rolled my eyes so hard during this commercial. It’s...

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:45:47 -0400

I rolled my eyes so hard during this commercial. It’s so…i don’t even know. Desperate? Obvious? Obnoxious? Check to all of the above.

(Palm Pre Commercial via youtube)

I don't think that if one really wants to understand Africa, that one then does that by seeing a film with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sierra Leone.

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:16:12 -0400

blackisbeautiful:

-Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie ‘Nigerian Author, Activist, Feminist’