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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:19:07 -0500

I wish I came across more commercials like this through...

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 16:42:15 -0500

I wish I came across more commercials like this through television instead of the internet

frangry: Michael Pitt - Interview by Craig McDean, September...

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 02:12:58 -0400

frangry:

Michael Pitt - Interview by Craig McDean, September 2010 (via bohemea)

I really am quite convinced that we will have sexual relations someday.

Seriously

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 21:36:12 -0400

Dudes, I’m 5’10”. 5’9” and under need not apply.

(via geeksontheinside)

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:02:59 -0400

(via geeksontheinside)

Florence + the Machine - Addicted to Love

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:38:52 -0400

Florence + the Machine - Addicted to Love

Things found in my purse

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:32:38 -0400

I found the following while cleaning out my purse:

Phone
Camera
Ipod case without Ipod in it
Ipod
Taser
Two tubes of red lipstick
Chapstick
Lipgloss
Mace
Boxcutter
Two bracelets
Ring
Checkbook
Bottle of Nailpolish
Moleskine
Wallet

You know when people have those moments where they’re like, “Ahh, I’m just like my mom”? Yep, but with more weaponry.

"Do you like cream in your coffee?"

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:51:33 -0500

britticisms:

One time, a man tried to impress me with his collection of rap records and I felt very whatever, because he obviously didn’t listen when I told him what type of music I was most familiar with, and he soon realized this and then he changed the subject.

One time, a man said, “I’ve always wanted to date a…” and then he didn’t complete his sentence, and so I asked, “Date a what?” and then he changed the subject.

One time, a man said, “Black women are intimidating,” and I asked, “Like how?” and then he said, “I don’t know.”

One time, a man tried to run his fingers through my hair and I said, “No,” and he asked, “Why?” and I sighed, and said, “I have to go,” because I really didn’t want to explain why.

One time, a man asked me to hang out with his friends in Englewood, and I said, “That’s not…um…the best neighborhood to be in that late at night,” and he said, “Why does it matter to you? Your black!” and when we were breaking up over the phone a couple of weeks later, and he asked me why, one of the reasons I gave was, “I lived in the hood. I don’t make it a point of trying to go back there.”

One time, a man said, “White girls just aren’t thick like Black girls are!” and I rolled my eyes.

One time, a man said, “You’re so bourgie!” and I was confused, because I thought society retired that slang in the earlier part of this decade.

One time, a man said, “Do you like cream in your coffee?” and another man asked, “Can I get a taste of your chocolate?” and another man said, “I wonder if you’re as sweet as a caramel,” and I mean, really? Seriously? Stop!

A lot of times, men have said, “You’re pretty for a black girl.”

Oh my shit, yes. With the exception of someone trying to take me to the hood, I have experienced every single one of these.

Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA! Yes, the phrase...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:46:18 -0500

Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA!

Yes, the phrase must always be yelled.

TLC - No Scrubs

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:45:00 -0500

TLC - No Scrubs

Scrubs

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0500

TLC speaks the truth.

Americans will spend $450 billion this Christmas. It would only take $10 billion to give the world clean water:

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:37:35 -0500

mzreport:

carolynsfebruary:theamazon:ephesiansfive11:hannahbanena:

Reblog this please: http://water4christmas.com

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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:08:55 -0500

I know a lot of you out there are Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, so I’m hoping you could help me out. Does anyone have an episode with the original commercials attached? I only need the name of the episode and the products advertised. Having procrastinated greatly, I need this from someone by tomorrow. Please help!

You Rude

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:22:00 -0400

My dashboard seems to be filling up with bad pick up lines and rude men, so I thought I would contribute.

A few months back I met this guy in a bar. Even though I had a boyfriend at the time, I saw no harm in talking and we had a great conversation. At the end of the night his friends invited my friends back to his place. While there, the guy told me I had eyes from a Picasso painting. Not knowing how to take this I went to say thank you and he stopped me and said, “I’m not exactly sure I was complimenting you.”

I KNOW!

suicideblonde: sarahlestrange: Can’t even shout, can’t even...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:53:07 -0400

suicideblonde:

sarahlestrange:

Can’t even shout, can’t even cry.

The Gentlemen are coming by.

Looking in windows, knocking on doors.

They need to take seven
and they might take yours.

Can’t call to mom, can’t say a word.

You’re gonna die screaming but you won’t be heard.

clockwatching: tightgrip: overit: Sia - The Girl You Lost to...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:00 -0400

clockwatching:

tightgrip:

overit:

Sia - The Girl You Lost to Cocaine

I love her.

Thank you, Dederants!

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:17:08 -0400

Thank you, Dederants!

This may be a dumb question

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:18:00 -0400

If I make a new blog, how can I follow people under that blog name? Whenever I try, I end up following them under my original blog. Am I missing something here?

At some point, I started to believe that I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I paired it with a...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:05:35 -0400

At some point, I started to believe that I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I paired it with a fruit and water. Like, somehow, the healthy things negate the grossness I ingest.

Tonight’s Dinner:

Two Poptarts
About two handfuls of tortilla chips
A frozen coconut bar
Some Strawberries
A glass of water

I am not looking forward to the day my metabolism slows down and I have to start eating like a reasonable adult.

clockwatching: Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap I love this...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:34:20 -0400

clockwatching:

Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap

I love this song!