My dashboard seems to be filling up with bad pick up lines and rude men, so I thought I would contribute.
A few months back I met this guy in a bar. Even though I had a boyfriend at the time, I saw no harm in talking and we had a great conversation. At the end of the night his friends invited my friends back to his place. While their, the guy told me I had eyes from a Picasso painting. Not knowing how to take this I went to say thank you and he stopped me and said, “I’m not exactly sure I was complimenting you.”
I KNOW!
