December 2009
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"Do you like cream in your coffee?"
britticisms: One time, a man tried to impress me with his collection of rap records and I felt very whatever, because he obviously didn’t listen when I told him what type of music I was most familiar with, and he soon realized this and then he changed the subject. One time, a man said, “I’ve always wanted to date a…” and then he didn’t complete his sentence, and so I asked, “Date a what?” and...
Dec 23rd
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Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA! Yes, the phrase must always be yelled.
Dec 9th
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