December 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
Seriously
Dudes, I’m 5’10”. 5’9” and under need not apply.
Florence + the Machine - Addicted to Love
July 2010
1 post
Things found in my purse
I found the following while cleaning out my purse:
Phone
Camera
Ipod case without Ipod in it
Ipod
Taser
Two tubes of red lipstick
Chapstick
Lipgloss
Mace
Boxcutter
Two bracelets
Ring
Checkbook
Bottle of Nailpolish
Moleskine
Wallet
You know when people have those moments where they’re like, “Ahh, I’m just like my mom”? Yep, but with more weaponry.
December 2009
2 posts
"Do you like cream in your coffee?"
britticisms:
One time, a man tried to impress me with his collection of rap records and I felt very whatever, because he obviously didn’t listen when I told him what type of music I was most familiar with, and he soon realized this and then he changed the subject.
One time, a man said, “I’ve always wanted to date a…” and then he didn’t complete his sentence, and so I asked, “Date a what?” and...
Writing the last paper of my undergraduate career. The topic? VAGINA DENTATAAAA!
Yes, the phrase must always be yelled.
November 2009
4 posts
TLC - No Scrubs
Scrubs
TLC speaks the truth.
Americans will spend $450 billion this Christmas....
mzreport:
carolynsfebruary:theamazon:ephesiansfive11:hannahbanena:
Reblog this please: http://water4christmas.com
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I know a lot of you out there are Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, so I’m hoping you could help me out. Does anyone have an episode with the original commercials attached? I only need the name of the episode and the products advertised. Having procrastinated greatly, I need this from someone by tomorrow. Please help!
September 2009
2 posts
You Rude
My dashboard seems to be filling up with bad pick up lines and rude men, so I thought I would contribute.
A few months back I met this guy in a bar. Even though I had a boyfriend at the time, I saw no harm in talking and we had a great conversation. At the end of the night his friends invited my friends back to his place. While there, the guy told me I had eyes from a Picasso painting. Not...
August 2009
10 posts
Thank you, Dederants!
This may be a dumb question
If I make a new blog, how can I follow people under that blog name? Whenever I try, I end up following them under my original blog. Am I missing something here?
At some point, I started to believe that I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I paired it with a fruit and water. Like, somehow, the healthy things negate the grossness I ingest.
Tonight’s Dinner:
Two Poptarts About two handfuls of tortilla chips A frozen coconut bar Some Strawberries A glass of water I am not looking forward to the day my metabolism slows down and I have to start...
clockwatching:
Sweet Disposition by The Temper...
I just moved into a new apartment and it is filled with flies. They’re not like fruit flies, they’re small and gnat-ish, which probably means they are gnats. These things are everywhere and pest control said they only come out every two weeks. I’ve resorted to wearing blankets around my head because I can’t stand them buzzing in my ears. I am going to go insane!!
“Pick one person you know, and pray for their happiness
every day for thirty...”
– Marianne Williamson (via myfengshuilife) (via bridgettelizabeth) (via lajoiedevivre) (via provokeasmile) (via marjchun) (via onherway)
“A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees...”
– Leonard Louis Levinson (via myserendipities) (via libbylovesnyc)
COULD YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY? MEET THE GUY WHO... →
A man in Utah has lived the past ten years on zero dollars a day.
July 2009
27 posts
Boobs
I’ve had breasts since I was 9 and I am now 21. In college, without gaining any weight, I have gone up a cup size. This is not a good thing. My breasts aren’t OMG TRIPLE F HUGE, but for my size they seem disproportianate to me.
As they kept growing, they somehow became public property. Men began to be bolder and make lewd comments (I’ve had a manager ask when the wet tshirt...
I don't think that if one really wants to...
blackisbeautiful:
-Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie ‘Nigerian Author, Activist, Feminist’
“maggie and milly and molly and may
went down to the beach(to play one day)
...”
– e.e.cummings (via refill)
Aaron Neville & Linda Ronstadt - I Don’t...
And what do you do when you realize that the only thing you have in common is loving each other?
forty-five thoughts for my daughter and my virtual...
by Francesca Lia Block
i always believed if i had blond hair, pixie face big breasts everything would be all right not realizing that culturally idolized beauty is not only foolproof but potentially dangerous
if you believe in your own unconventional beauty when you are young you will accomplish twice as much and suffer half so
turn off lightbulbs and light a candle
walk don’t drive
...
“The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its...”
– Iris Murdoch (via kari-shma) (via 42th) (via motels) (via sailingonthesea)
On my joblessness
About a year ago I quit my job to start an independent study in the psychology department of my school. It wasn’t a good job, mind you, but I was getting paid.
I spent about 10 months being a lab assistant; running tests, asking questions, calibrating intimidatingly expensive equipment for no pay. That was fine, because I love psychology and I was extremely grateful to have the opportunity...
Spending money I don't have like it's my job. You...
The Cure - Lovesong However far away I will always...
“That Apatow’s straight-white-male slackers are lovable and acceptable means...”
– Marie Chesaniuk in “The Female Slacker” for The Point, a new, twice-yearly Chicago-based literary journal.
This is true.
(via britticisms)
(via shiningstar)
alohanico:
Imogen Heap - First Train Home
Sister: You're always buying things you don't need. Don't buy that.
Me: But it's an investment.
Sister: In what?
Me: My happiness.
Sister: ....I'm waiting in the car.
“And the songbirds are singing,
Like they know the score,
And I love you, I...”
– Fleetwood Mac (via surrenderlove) (via cellophanegirl)
alohanico:
The Bird and The Bee - Love Letter To...
“Some birds aren’t meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
And...”
– The Shawshank Redemption
obaudire
(via silentsigh)
There’s this skirt I want from Topshop that I would totally buy if I was a working girl. Seeing as I’m still in bed at 2pm on a weekday, watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch, I’ll have to abstain.
Woah, I could take a hard taco to the face right...
Ahh!
I’m meeting my boyfriend’s parents for the first time today! I really thought I could avoid this step.
